is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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