worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You were trust falling into bushes
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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