This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
