the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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