this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
tonight lets celebrate not being married
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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