Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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