she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
