it was like fucking gandolphs beard
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We have started to decorate penises.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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