strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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