The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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