Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm way too hungover for life right now
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Randomize
