It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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