she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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