I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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