i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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