i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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