Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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