But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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