I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Randomize