My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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