so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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