How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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