idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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