so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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