Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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