i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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