nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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