I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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