Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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