I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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