Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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