wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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