just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
worst night to have a conscience
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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