Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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