He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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