Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
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