I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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