am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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