Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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