am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Randomize
