508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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