Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
You are the jesus of drinking
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
do nipples grow back?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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