Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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