It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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