I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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