I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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