I just made out with a guy for $7.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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