theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Help. Why am I so naked?
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