have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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