What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
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