Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
