well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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