Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
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I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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