i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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