is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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