he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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