you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
